if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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