Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
