I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
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We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
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I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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