going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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