This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
