You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
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