Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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