drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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