Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
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he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
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CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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