Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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