East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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