Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
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Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
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Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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