You really coming over, don't trick.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Found your dick twin last night
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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