I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
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at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
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Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
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