spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
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you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
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Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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