I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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