If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
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It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
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MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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