On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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