do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
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you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
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First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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