nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
we should paint friendship bongs
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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