the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
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I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
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I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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