Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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