She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Randomize