I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
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what are you doing with your life
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
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The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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