It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
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He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
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I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
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She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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