My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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