If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
there was a trapeze. enough said
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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