"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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