no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Randomize
