I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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