So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
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