YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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