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i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
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