either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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