So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
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should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
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He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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