haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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