You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
There r osticjed everywhere
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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