my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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