420 ftw
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
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this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
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Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
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