Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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