i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
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I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
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All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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