There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
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And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
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We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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