just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
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It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
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You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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