I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
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If i need to get strippers involved i will.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
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Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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