Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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