marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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