She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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