His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
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The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
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I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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