the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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