Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Randomize
