I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
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