it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
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he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
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Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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