i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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