i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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