You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
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After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
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How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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