If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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